I will not wear a baby sleep suit in the park.
I will not wear a baby sleep suit to go shopping with Mark.
I will not wear a baby sleep suit to go out for lunch.
I will not wear a baby sleep suit while drinking punch.
I will not wear a baby sleep suit with my spouse,
Even if his name was Klouse.
Not with polka dots, or polar bear prints.
Not with Multicoloured chintz.
Not even with welly boots,
Because I do like these adult sized baby sleep suits!
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