Once upon a hatchling play

there was a little guard,

and when she did things right and followed her lines, the queen was not forced to chase her about the stage smacking her with her wand...

but all the king's cupcakes,

and all the king's crayons,

could not get this hatchling to sit still on his chair, again.

So, she gazed at all, and said 'Mama... I peed!'

And that my friends, is no fairy tale.....