'I've got great news to share!'
'Look! I'm doing it. I finally figured out this ridiculously difficult, suck so hard my eyeball are going to be pulled through the back of my head, spout.'
'You are paying more attention to what's going on in the back ground... aren't you!'
'Ahem, this is my photo shoot.'
'Now, where were we... right, let's talk more, about me.'