Words to live by?

After wrestling a goat stuck horns first through the plastic rubbish bin,

and being bucked through the air by a dog not willing to try out this new training head collar, that I thought would be such a great idea,

and then being tossed down a steep rocky embankment into the cold atlantic by a 50 mph wind while trying to catch a runaway hatchling colouring sheet...

'Woo Hoo!'